Well, let’s put it this way: if you were to be locked inside a phone box for half an hour with: a) a monkey, or b) a lion, there you go! What would you go for? – Richard Hammond
The lion. – James May
What? – Richard Hammond and Jeremy Clarkson
No, because monkeys, in confined spaces, those Barbary monkeys, they panic and they get really, incredibly violent. – James May
I love the way that James thinks that monkeys are, in some way, the greatest peril that we’re facing… in the next hour of our lives. – Jeremy Clarkson, “Top Gear”